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[ This has real 'Lesbian? I thought you were American!' energy. ]
I'm from Vatican City. Everyone looks like I do. Kind of. They're not as big as me but.
[ He gestures vaguely outside the cafe, you've surely seen the other people. The average is more like that. ]