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holyspirits ([personal profile] holyspirits) wrote in [community profile] turboheaven2024-08-11 08:53 pm
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πŸ—ΊοΈ Map
πŸ“Œ Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! πŸ˜‡

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

πŸ“±
Cell Phone
A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.
πŸ–ŠοΈ
Pen
One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!
πŸ₯š
Egg
A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.
βš”οΈ
Toy Lightsaber
A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.
🧸
Squishmallow
A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.
🧢
One Crocheted Accessory
A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

  πŸ˜‡
ziosar: 49 (49)

[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Fight his way through, definitely]

How did this even happen?!

[Time to go in! Punching and shoving his way through burgers, not really caring the white of his angel costume is getting stained with grease and sauces. Just go in, he tells himself! This is possibly a rescue mission!]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Akihiko fists a path and Jacopo... Has been watching this from the inside??? ]

You're... Punching the food.

[ Actually, he's speechless because why. ]
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
And you're getting overwhelmed by the food!

[In Akihiko's eyes, Jacopo is the one who looks silly here]

Get out of there!

[Before he can't punch enough burgers for you to get out of that pile!]
Edited 2025-02-08 05:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lord have mercy... He looks at him so tired and gets himself out of the burger flood that still keeps going. ]

You can stop punching them. None of the food seems rotten, so we shouldn't waste it... Even though there's no way we can eat all of this.
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU KEEP EATING BURGERS FROM RANDOM PILES this heaven sucks

At least he stops punching. Akihiko looks like a mess, geez]


...I'm not hungry right now, sorry.

[Total lie, he just doesn't want to pick up random floor burgers]

But don't let me stop you.
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mean myself, you buffoon!

[ There are plenty of people who can't pick and choose. Sometimes you have to eat what you're given even if it's on the floor. Ultimately, Jacopo is above ground burgers, though.

He'll only judge people who eat them a moderate amount.
]

But at least you have some common sense.
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I have seen way too many people eating these. I really don't get it.

[He understands wasting food is bad but also you could just get fresh ones, guys, stop that]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ever heard beggars can't be choosers?

[ Though... He supposes this is to an extreme. The burger flood is also extreme. ]

Everyone here is also dead, so I imagine the lack of care and self-respect stems from that as well.
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd think there'd be more anger than lack of self-respect.

[Because that's how Akihiko feels about, you know, being dead. He's furious! With himself, really, but yeah]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Anger?

[ Maybe they should and he does think it's a normal thing to feel after death, but... Well. Eh. ]
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Anger, frustration, blaming the world for dying, or something. Anything to keep you fighting instead of giving up and eating random food off the floor.

[At the very least that's what's keeping Akihiko up and ready right now. Maybe if he had given up, he'd have tried to eat through the burger avalanche instead of punching it away]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose you're young.

[ He also remembers being stupid when he was young. ]

I don't see what fighting can get you here, at least for now.
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody knows what will happen later. If something happens and it turns out a fight will be of help in some way, I won't back down.

[Young and stupid indeed. Akihiko still has a lot of growing up to do even though his heart is in the right place]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-08 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hope no one needs to start fighting in heaven. That would tarnish the imagery of an idyllic resting place.

[ like what is the likelihood? He doesn't know they're in a murdergame ]
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-08 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Akihiko just gives a pointed look at the piles of burgers]

That didn't already?

[Piles of burgers don't fit with 'idyllic resting place'!]
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[personal profile] obdure 2025-02-09 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing's on fire and there's no fee. It could be someone's heaven regardless of ground... Burgers.

[ He had to make sure this is the right word for the food. ]

So far, no conflict. Just manmade chaos.
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[personal profile] ziosar 2025-02-09 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
.......

[Akihiko crosses his arms]

...if this is someone's idea of heaven, it probably was the guy who was sitting around on these earlier.

[Majima, he means. He sure seemed to be having a grand time on his burger pile]