[Well, well, well. This isn't what he expected. Squinting in the bright light, Kaworu stands up and inspects himself though he doesn't seem concerned about the fact that he's now wearing a white crop top and white hot pants and some wing clips in his hair, instead of his school uniform.
Then he notices the box and he leaps for it and clutches it close so he can look it over like it's a piece of treasure. Kaworu opens the box and tears through it like a spoiled kid on Christmas... except as he goes through the various items, like his plushie, a pen that says "Today is the day to get ahead!", and finally the egg, his expression sours.]
I never thought the first gift I receive would be so tacky. What is wrong with humans?
[He promptly chucks the egg back into the box like it's a bean bag or something.]
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[Hey! Kaworu is approaching you with his box in hand.]
Hey, what did you get? Is yours better than mine? What does your pen say?
[HE'S GOING FOR YOUR FUCKING PEN.]
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[At the edge of the cafe, Kaworu sits by himself. He spent some time playing with the ordering kiosk, just pushing buttons until someone shoved him out of the way. Now he's staring at the cellphone, brows furrowed and a look of forelorn concern on his face.]
I don't know Shinji-kun's number... He never gave it to me.
[He stares for a few more minutes before inhaling and typing in 111-111-1111. And then 111-111-1112... and well you get it.]
[WHAT'S WITH THIS SASSY LOST CHILD. Kaworu goes for the pen and Lucas just plays keep-away, though he doesn't seem frustrated or irritated. If anything, there's just a faint lil thread of amusement.]
If you would like to see, then please ask first, my dear.
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[Well, well, well. This isn't what he expected. Squinting in the bright light, Kaworu stands up and inspects himself though he doesn't seem concerned about the fact that he's now wearing a white crop top and white hot pants and some wing clips in his hair, instead of his school uniform.
Then he notices the box and he leaps for it and clutches it close so he can look it over like it's a piece of treasure. Kaworu opens the box and tears through it like a spoiled kid on Christmas... except as he goes through the various items, like his plushie, a pen that says "Today is the day to get ahead!", and finally the egg, his expression sours.]
I never thought the first gift I receive would be so tacky. What is wrong with humans?
[He promptly chucks the egg back into the box like it's a bean bag or something.]
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[Hey! Kaworu is approaching you with his box in hand.]
Hey, what did you get? Is yours better than mine? What does your pen say?
[HE'S GOING FOR YOUR FUCKING PEN.]
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[At the edge of the cafe, Kaworu sits by himself. He spent some time playing with the ordering kiosk, just pushing buttons until someone shoved him out of the way. Now he's staring at the cellphone, brows furrowed and a look of forelorn concern on his face.]
I don't know Shinji-kun's number... He never gave it to me.
[He stares for a few more minutes before inhaling and typing in 111-111-1111. And then 111-111-1112... and well you get it.]
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which he will kindly show over to kaworu and if he wants it he can have it i guess ]
Are you a pen enthusiast?
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I've just never had a gift before and I want to see if anyone got something better.
[SO NORMAL]
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[she sounds disgusted, and then kaworu goes for it.]
Excuse you! That's mine!
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[He says this not like he's shaming her but like he's reciting a historical fact.]
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he can take it though. anders is SCOWLING in return. ]
Give it back, I need that.
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[He sounds disbelieving and then... his eyes widen and his hand, going for the pen, wavers and he looks up at Anders.]
Or is it a love letter?
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[Akihiko takes his own pen, finds the letters, and reads it:]
'Do great things'. Thanks for the reminder, but isn't that stating the obvious?
[What's the point of doing something if you don't do your best, therefore making it great?]
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[HE IS LESS INTERESTED IN THIS PEN. WHAT IS YOUR PLUSHIE...]
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another ii to the ii pile
If you would like to see, then please ask first, my dear.
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[He clearly demanded but there's also sincerity in the kids voice. Like he literally doesn't know the difference.]
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[ her curiosity is sincerity, but she waits to see how he answers before doing anything else. ]
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[Another set of numbers. Another dial tone. He looks up at her.]
Is there someone you think of that way?
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Number... Like a brand?
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[Wow! Get with it old man the future is now!!]
To like to speak to someone you care about.
[And just that. No customer service calls for this guy.]
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Oh, don't say that. I'm sure someone put a lot of thought into it.
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[Thanks m'am!!! Tosses the pen aside like it's trash.]
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ii!
It's all trash.
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Well. People should be placated by it right? That's why... "stuff" exists, right?
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ii again sorry
[ guy who didn't even bother to look at the pen
he pulls it out of the box, reads it, and rolls his eyes. "keep on tickin'!" ]
You can have it, if you want.
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Yours isn't very good either.
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which is, in fact, exactly what her pen says. "GO FOR IT".]
Excuse me!
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[He pauses only to read the pen and does not retract his hand.]
I want to see what each one says.
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