Ah... No. I'm from Arpéchéle. I'm afraid I've heard of neither of those places...
[Looking a little sheepish and also vaguely confused but also kind of excited?? He's never met anyone from off of his island before... The afterlife is wild.]
Unfortunately, I don't know all that much about the world outside of Arpéchéle... There aren't many texts that wash ashore about them. I believe we're adjacent to- [insert some european-sounding word for Europe here I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ACTUAL FRANCE AND JAPAN HERE OR IF THEY HAVE FAKE NAMES.]
I don't think it's just you die and then everything is happy. The afterlife is it's own trial. They talk about Alll-mer's journey through the sulfur pits to return back to the earth.
Oh, my... [JUST SAID SORT OF QUIETLY. THAT SOUNDS SO SAD.] ...That isn't what I've come to know at all. Ours is a very fair system in which only the wicked are condemned to such difficult and painful trials.
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[ What's Hades? ]
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...I'm afraid I'm not familiar...
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[ But he gets it. ]
Where are you from? Rondon?
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[Looking a little sheepish and also vaguely confused but also kind of excited?? He's never met anyone from off of his island before... The afterlife is wild.]
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Where in? Like the region.
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Unfortunately, I don't know all that much about the world outside of Arpéchéle... There aren't many texts that wash ashore about them. I believe we're adjacent to- [insert some european-sounding word for Europe here I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ACTUAL FRANCE AND JAPAN HERE OR IF THEY HAVE FAKE NAMES.]
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[ Debating clearly if it's just Europa in another language but it's not like he can tell. ]
How do you think we got here?
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Beyond dying? I couldn't hazard a guess as to the actual mechanics that allow souls to travel from place to place.
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I don't know. It just feels too quiet. It's more than I thought but it feels too nice, if that makes sense.
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Mm... Well! Perhaps that's normal for the afterlife? [THIS WASN'T IN THE BIBLE BUT WHAT ELSE CAN HE GUESS.]
If you were expecting something darker, then I can imagine it would feel too nice. It is rather small for what I imagined, though.
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So far it's just mildly embarrassing for everyone.
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Maybe it'll get bigger.
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[THE ONE THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT IN!! Sucks to suck for all the rest.]
Do you think so? That might help out some of the others. They're already quite a restless bunch.
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[ That's luxury? Wtf. ]
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Of course...? Do you truly not?
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[ Well at least he just sounds pretty frank about it. ]
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[CRUEL GODS... THEY'RE OUT THERE.]
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I wouldn't say they're cruel. That's like saying nature is cruel, I think.
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You believe in one, right?
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How do you call them?
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