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holyspirits ([personal profile] holyspirits) wrote in [community profile] turboheaven2024-08-11 08:53 pm
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Weekend 0

Weekend 0
πŸ—ΊοΈ Map
πŸ“Œ Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! πŸ˜‡

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

πŸ“±
Cell Phone
A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.
πŸ–ŠοΈ
Pen
One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!
πŸ₯š
Egg
A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.
βš”οΈ
Toy Lightsaber
A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.
🧸
Squishmallow
A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.
🧢
One Crocheted Accessory
A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

  πŸ˜‡
productionhell: (i'm just trying to stop time with)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ she will die ]

Are you not going to eat any?

[ as she continues to politely eat while dying of spice ]
fried: (three)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ DON'T LET HIM BULLY YOU ]

It'd be my pleasure. [ he'll eat some, actually, and wildly enough he does not react to the spice level at all. in fact, he seems to be enjoying himself. ]
productionhell: (don't sell yourself short)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ i'm sorry to say she will absolutely let him bully her ]

Then, to a shared meal.

[ charlie gives off the vibe that she is suffering, but she will continue to eat it ]

You have a very strong stomach, sir.
fried: (seventeen)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ honey your self esteem he's actually kind of feeling a little bad for her ]

It's the only thing I can taste anymore. [ he says pleasantly. ] You don't need to finish it, child, you can tell me no.
productionhell: (denial anger internet commenting cat ado)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ help ]

Well, I would hate to waste food, and I don't want to insult a dish that's so important to you.

[ so she very slowly keeps at it.... ]

Is it alright if I ask.... did something happen to you? [ that he can't taste anymore? ]
fried: (ten)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Please, it isn't that important.

[ he hums. ]

A long life happened to me. But that's all done with now, isn't it?
productionhell: (you know that either means)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
If you're sure.... but I just want you to know, even if it's a little strong for me, [ what an understatement ] I really enjoyed getting to try it with you.

[ wow. loser ]

Mmm. I'm sorry about that.
fried: (forty-four)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ aw that's cute though!! he's always smiling, but it's a little more warm. ]

A meal is always better shared with others. Thank you for indulging me. [ ... ] You're sorry, hm? Why, were you responsible?

[ there's a hint of teasing to that question. ]
productionhell: (don't mention my beehole)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
I agree! And I love sharing. So count me in anytime you want to share a meal.

[ he's cute too..... ]

[ also no not the teasing ]


Well, no... but it's not easy. Even if you've lived a full life.
fried: (three)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
My life was useful enough, so I am content with where I am.

[ he says, after a moment. still smiling, serenely. ]

You seem far too young to be here, however.
productionhell: (denial anger internet commenting cat ado)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I admire your grace, mister. Not every mortal soul can do that, even if they've lived a long time.

[ on that note .... ]

Well, my situation is... ah, complicated. But if this is Heaven, then I'm definitely not supposed to be here.
fried: twt: utsuyeet (thirty-five)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ head tilt... o: ]

Is this Heaven? [ he really did not think he would end up on this side of the afterlife, help him ] And why not?
productionhell: (don't sell yourself short)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
To be honest, I don't think so. I really don't think so. Not that I don't think you'd end up in Heaven, mister! You're a very nice person.

[ she doesn't even know his name ]

Well. I'm not welcome in Heaven right now, that's for sure. And-- my home is Hell. So.
fried: DNT (ninety-eight)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ he snorts at that first part. ]

I didn't expect to end up there in the first place. [ and he's going to introduce himself, it's just that he blinks once or twice instead at that ]

Your home is Hell?
productionhell: (all human beings are opposed to the laug)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?

[ an earnest question ]

Yes, I, er--- I was born and raised there.

[ just, a normal thing to say to a stranger nbd ]
fried: (seventy-six)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
I... see.

[ he doesn't ]

You're cheery for a denizen of the underworld.

[ doesn't answer the first question ]
productionhell: (i need the good stuff)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ fair and valid ]

Oh, thank you!

[ is that even a compliment ]

Hell.... well.... I mean, it's Hell, so it's not always great, but it is my home. The only one I've ever had.
fried: (twelve)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Understandable.

[ ear flicky. ]

But now you're here.
productionhell: (do not perceive meeeee)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I...

[ takes a little breath, steadying herself out ]

I'll just have to get to the bottom of this.
fried: DNT (ninety)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ a beat. ]

Don't overwork yourself, now. Doctor's orders.
productionhell: (if you're comfortable while you're doin)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she is absolutely going to overwork herself ]

Oh... Are you a doctor?
fried: (ten)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's a doctor not her mom so he can't stop her but he will be annoying about his i told you sos ]

I am. I've been a healer for a very long time.
productionhell: (i've had more psychotic episodes than tw)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he has a permit and is within his rights to do so ]

Oh, that's incredible! Will you tell me more about it?
fried: (two)

[personal profile] fried 2025-02-08 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, now. Let's leave a man a little mystery.

[ he jokes. ]

We'll be here for a while yet, I assume. We'll have time for stories.

[ hits you up for pcs instead ]