Weekend 0

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Weekend 0

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📌 Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! 😇

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

📱
Cell Phone

A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.

🖊️
Pen

One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!

🥚
Egg

A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.

⚔️
Toy Lightsaber

A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.

🧸
Squishmallow

A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.

🧶
One Crocheted Accessory

A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

♡

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Comments

[dickkick]

a. the mad dog rises

[ yet another angel rouses from their sleep, though not as quickly as some others might. in fact, he's kinda just... lying down there for a bit, though his eye (yeah, singular) is cracking open. without moving, he takes one look down at what he's wearing. he pauses again.

then he suddenly leaps up with his lightsaber in hand (which, in retrospect, is kind of silly given that there's a very pretty knife right next to him), arches his back, and starts to cackle. ]

b. king of the mountain

[ so, yeah, that happened. a little while after that jarring display, find that same weirdo and sitting on a part of the burger flood like it's a throne. while he eats a burger of his own, the tattoo on his chest and shoulders is pretty prominent... too bad the ridiculously large wings block whatever may be hiding on his back.

he regards whoever approaches him with an almost apprehensive eye... before finally saying, ]

Ya want one of these burgers? I'll take yer pickles if you don't want 'em.

c. wildcard

[ idk hit me with whatever, dm or plurk! ]

b

[ziosar]

...you did not pick it up from that pile, did you?

[Akihiko definitely isn't eager to eat a burger that's been sitting around for who knows how long, and also has had people sitting on them!]

[dickkick]

[ waves hand nonchalantly ]

Eh, I've eaten worse.

[ziosar]

You could have gotten a fresher one. The screen is not all that far away.

[Well, it's many steps away, but still!]

[dickkick]

An' this one was right here!

b

[fightolive]

[ Watching him sit on the burger throne. ]

Are they okay to eat?

[dickkick]

We'll find out in a couple hours based on how badly I gotta take a dump?

[ welcome to heaven i guess! ]

[fightolive]

I'll pass. Um. Good luck.

[dickkick]

Y'sure? [ he grabs one from near his left arm and waves it around. ] It ain't half bad.

a

[fried]

[ well

he just watches this with a bemused look. what the fuck.

please hit him with a lightsaber.]

[dickkick]

[ you know what? yeah sure i love to please the people.

he suddenly stops laughing and straightens back up. looks down at his lightsaber. looks over at his knife on the ground. looks back at the lightsaber. ]

[dickkick]

[ he yeets the lightsaber and picks up his cool knife. ]

[fried]

[ i rolled a fourteen which means that he hears the lightsaber coming and

dodges in the wrong direction, so the lightsaber just fuckin bonks him right in the face. this is the SECOND TIME HE HAS BEEN HIT BY A LIGHTSABER. ow!!!!!!!

falls over ]

b!

[purities]

No.

[gazes]

I don't want the... "burgers." Or the pickles.

[sir, your ass is sitting on some of these.]

[dickkick]

[ he's at least not offering any of the ass burgers!! ]

Suit yerself. More for me!

[purities]

Yes. And soon we'll find out if we can still make ourselves sick after death.

a

[productionhell]

[ a woman in this outfit watches him do this, and... ]

Oh, wow! You're taking this very well, mister.

[dickkick]

[ i'm not gonna lie he just thinks she's a very dedicated cosplayer so other than an eyebrow raise, her appearance doesn't get any other reaction from him. ]

Am I, or have I just lost my goddamn mind?

[productionhell]

Well.... I can't say I know you enough to be sure....

[ a bit of a strained smile ]

But ah--- are you okay?

a

[outdistanced]

[ jumps SEVERAL paces back to stare at this freak with wide eyes, squishmallow held in front him like a shield. ]

Hey! What's your problem?!

[ maybe don't antagonize the man with the crazy laugh? ]

[dickkick]

[ at the very least, this does not seem to register as antagonistic at all. if anything, he just laughs again. ]

C'mon, kid. We're apparently dead, dressed in some fuckass costumes, layin' eggs, and whatever else is goin' on here. Wouldn't you just say "fuck it" an' lose yer goddamn mind?

[outdistanced]

I have a name.

And I don't believe half of that, anyway! How can we be dead and still get hungry? And I don't know about you, but I definitely did not lay an egg.

a

[foreverphantom]

[ oh, he recognizes the manic villain laugh. he's done that plenty of times himself, even.

what a perfect opportunity to try and nab the knife while this guy's distracted!! ]

[dickkick]

[ oh you thought you could pull a fast one on him? as soon as dan starts coming his way, he moves with frightening speed to swoop down low, block him with the lightsaber, and pick his dagger up. ]

I gotta say, kid, ya got guts.

[foreverphantom]

[ pouts angrily

then hurls his ostrich egg right at majima's face ]