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Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! 😇

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

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Cell Phone

A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.

🖊️
Pen

One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!

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Egg

A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.

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Toy Lightsaber

A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.

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Squishmallow

A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.

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One Crocheted Accessory

A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

♡

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ɪ. ʜᴇ's ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʙᴇsᴛ

[ welcome to heaven everything is just so... so full of sky. wow. there's so much sky. there's also just... the tallest guy stood in the middle of the weird mirror lake. he's so big.

he's also staring at the ground and doing a continous circle, craning his head back and forth trying to get a glimpse of his halo in his reflection. as previously mention, he's Really Tall so there are minor issues here. namely trying not to fall over craning his neck out to get a good look at whatever's floating over his head.

he's wearing this, by the way. the plastic bow and arrow that is the most important part of this whole ensemble has been discarded somewhere near to wherever he woke up. wow. some people have no idea what true fashion is. ]

ɪɪ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғʀɪᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

[ honestly it's amazing the touch screen ordering system hasn't exploded from the way this guy is just Staring at it. and staring at it.

and staring at it.

then he reaches out and---smacks the whole thing on the top of the touch screen with his fist. there's a pause, a silence, and then he does it again. and again. and again. it just goes on in rapid succession, like he thinks smacking it around is going to give him any answers.

and then the orders start rolling in. first it's fries, so many fries. then burgers. then the nuggies start appearing, popping into existence like tiny little bullets of breaded chicken goodness. all of this is goddamn witchcraft actually, and mister 'can't-use-a-touch-screen' doesn't seem to care for it. his tail bristles and his ears flatten like a kicked puppy's as he backs up real fast to get away from the onslaught of food ]

What the bloody hell----

[ a nugget nails him in the middle of the forehead. ]

Shite! How'dya turn this bloody thing off??

[ help him. ]

ɪɪɪ. ᴡɪʟᴄᴀʀᴅ

[ opens my arms for pcs or whatever you want, yippee yay etc. ]

Edited 2025-02-07 23:30 (UTC)

[ He watched that happen and said nothing until now. ]

I think it's because you punched it.

[ He's not looking at the food though. He's looking at Bas. ]

[ that's fair. it's a clown show over here. ]

It weren't doin' anything otherwise.

[ what looks like an ice cream sundae in a cardboard cup rolls merrily out from the abyss and towards marcoh's shoe. ]

I think it's what sends out the food.

[ He ignores the ice cream sundae. ]

...You have... animal ears...?

i've forgotten how to rp let's goooo

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