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holyspirits ([personal profile] holyspirits) wrote in [community profile] turboheaven2024-08-11 08:53 pm
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Weekend 0

Weekend 0
πŸ—ΊοΈ Map
πŸ“Œ Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! πŸ˜‡

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

πŸ“±
Cell Phone
A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.
πŸ–ŠοΈ
Pen
One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!
πŸ₯š
Egg
A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.
βš”οΈ
Toy Lightsaber
A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.
🧸
Squishmallow
A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.
🧢
One Crocheted Accessory
A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

  πŸ˜‡
productionhell: (sell yourself tall and get it altered la)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm sure someone put a lot of effort into making this! I wouldn't want to make them feel bad.

[ and she takes another bite, trying to pretend it tastes good ]
darkholder: (pic#17657293)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see any staff here, and if I did, I'm sure they can handle one person disliking their cooking. Stop making yourself sick.
productionhell: (denial anger internet commenting cat ado)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
W-Well, if no one's here....

[ she clearly feels conflicted ]
darkholder: (pic#17657205)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[quickly affirming]

No one's here. You can put it down for someone else to take or throw away as they like.
productionhell: (they're gonna take his house??)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I, um.... alright.

[ she looks like this is physically painful for her, but she throws it out. whew. ]

I really do feel bad.... If the chef is nearby, I'm so sorry!
darkholder: (pic#17657194)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[watches this happen...]

...Do you concern yourself this much with every decision you make?
productionhell: (oh my god whose baby is that)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, of course not. I just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, especially since I have no idea who made this.

Or... where we are. Or anything, really.
darkholder: (pic#17657305)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[pausing for a moment]

...What do you last recall?
productionhell: (they're gonna take his house??)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I, er....

[ awkward pause ]

Well, I was getting murdered.
darkholder: (pic#17657328)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say that gives a fairly good idea of where we are. Some kind of afterlife?
productionhell: (i think ghosts need to believe in themse)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
.... Well, that's the complicated part, miss.

[ she's not mortal ]

Can I ask you what you remembered last?
darkholder: (pic#17657253)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Complicated in what way?

[nosy... but she gives a light shrug, nonchalant.]

The same as everyone here, I imagine. I died.
productionhell: (you probably watch Million Dollar Baby)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ nosy, she says, asking all these questions!!! ]

I'm sorry.

[ that she died ]

Well, if this is supposed to be Heaven, I'm really not supposed to be here. And I'm not mortal.
darkholder: (pic#17657236)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[waves a hand at the condolences]

Neither of those matters defy explanation.
productionhell: (you probably watch Million Dollar Baby)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You have an explanation...?

[ huh. that's interesting ]
darkholder: (pic#17657236)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
If you think you shouldn't be in Heaven, then I doubt we're there. And even gods can be killed, so I'm not sure how much immortality matters in this situation.
productionhell: (or absolutely nothing at all)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
True, true. Ah, not that you don't deserve to be in Heaven! I'm sure you do, you're very nice.

[ charlie doesn't even know her name.... ]

But I seriously doubt we're actually there. And, well-- you are right about that.

[ she just didn't expect to go to the same place as mortals if she died... she expected to just be deda forever, no 2x afterlife ]
darkholder: (pic#17657194)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[raises an eyebrow at the first part, but doesn't comment on it. after a moment:]

Where do you think we are instead, then?
productionhell: (i'd hate to see you and michelle obama a)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ charlie will continue to believe this wholeheartedly despite not knowing her name ]

Er--- that, I'm not sure about. But it certainly looks like it could be a part of Heaven. But I wonder if that isn't... er...

[ she doesn't want to say a "trap" because it feels mean, so she just trails off ]
darkholder: (pic#17657233)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
If you have something to say, say it.

[blunt, but not necessarily rude]
productionhell: (oh my god whose baby is that)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well--- I wonder if it's not some kind of trick? Making us think we're in Heaven but we're really not?

[ strained smile intensifies ]
darkholder: (pic#17657318)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-08 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[considering that, thoughtful]

It's possible. You know of someone who would do that?
productionhell: (first rule of fight club: NO FIGHT CLUB)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-08 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ actually ]


[ makes an annoyed face ]


.... I do, actually. But I don't know if he or the exorcist angels are behind this...
darkholder: (pic#17657187)

[personal profile] darkholder 2025-02-09 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[waits for a moment to see if she's going to explain]
productionhell: (you WANT to be Lex Luthor?)

[personal profile] productionhell 2025-02-09 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
If that's the case.... I won't let him get away with dragging all of you into this.

[ she does not explain ]

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