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Weekend 0

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📌 Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! 😇

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

📱
Cell Phone

A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.

🖊️
Pen

One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!

🥚
Egg

A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.

⚔️
Toy Lightsaber

A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.

🧸
Squishmallow

A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.

🧶
One Crocheted Accessory

A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

♡

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Comments

[berserketype]

Nah, got no clue. It pulled this shite with me earlier, figured I'd give you a warnin'.

[ not that, y'know. saber seems fussed. ]

[midway]

[ AKIHIKO YOU ARE SO CUTE hands him the tea! It's herbal tea. Very calming. ]

I'm pretty sure you could make anything alcoholic with enough determination.

b

[dijun]

Ah. [ also watches this happen.

his spear is nestled in the crook of his arm at the moment, gift box held in his hands calmly. ] Excellent reflexes, but I believe it is only a device and should not attack in retribution.

2

[noirges]

[ yves was probably finishing up his meal but upon seeing someone struggle at the kiosk, he's going to just. hop over the counter and ask like he's the booth boy who was supposed to be working here this whole time

there is a little fish bowl nearby with a fat pufferfish staring at richie. brother.

meanwhile yves, cheerful: ]

Good day, monsieur! Looking for a bite to eat? How can I help you?

[sacredpath]

[she continues poking her halo.]

I'll decide for myself what is worthy of my attention, thank you.

/2

[nonmagicuser]

[ maker above he must be still in the fade this is a nightmare ]

[darkholder]

I don't see any staff here, and if I did, I'm sure they can handle one person disliking their cooking. Stop making yourself sick.

[faithkept]

[WHO PUT A DEMON UP HERE, DAMN.]

Of course, but why don't we get you some ice in the meantime? It looks tender...

[fightolive]

No, that's usually a problem... But maybe they got flooded?

[ Even then if they managed to do the gift boxes, they should also be able to give a pamphlet?

She seems unsure. ]

[boxcar]

[ That thought never crossed his mind. He takes back his rat
Squishmallow silently. ]

I think so. But I don't know why they gave it to me.

uno

[peripheries]

It's so tacky, isn't it[Says the lad in hot pants and a crop top with wing barrettes in his hair. Living the tacky dream.]

Especially those.

[Points at her wings.]

[productionhell]

[ it's too late!! she's gone!! ]

[ but she comes back with some water ]

Here you go!

[spiritbalm]

[ there is so much food being wasted here and it's actually somewhat frustrating to see after years of-- nope, not going down that path. yet. ]

... I wouldn't be in this position at all if I had any qualms about property destruction.

[ but he is not going to break through any door with the power of his muscles. which don't exist. ]

lets not get too wild now /end

[nonmagicuser]

Anders.

iii

[noirges]

[ oh sure yves has more or less decided he works here at the fast food kiosk part time now since so many people are having trouble with it ]

They're all pretty new to me, but so far everything's tasted good! What type of flavors do you normally like, monsieur? Maybe I can help find something to your taste.

wake up

[purities]

No.

[tersely. squinting at her, like, ma'am what the fuck is up with you. inclines his head toward what's left of the gift box.]

All I have is more trash.

[faithkept]

[WHO THE HELL IS DOING THISSS IN OUR PRISTINE CLEAN HEAVEN, YOU ANIMALS.]

And in this weather, no less! It's been a while since I've seen such a perfectly sunny day. Shall we, then?

[TIME TO WALK BACK INTO THE FUCKING MISTS.]

[kumeyuri]

I don't think that counted as pressing the power button!

[cupidsammo]

[ ?! ]

Um. Not really but I guess you don't have to...

[berserketype]

[ still different to a burger or fries, so that's a point to jiaoqiu. ]

If you can tall it breads. Tastes like crap.

[ this slight on fast food bread is valid. although he doesn't seem the most excited about trying the food. ]

Dunno. Don't think it'll sit too well with me. I'm more interested in gettin' in the kitchen, havin' a poke around in there.

[outdistanced]

What's "luxite?" I thought it was just LEDs. They're in toys all the time - keeps little kids interested without a lot of extra work or whatever.

[sacredpath]

[help. well. it's half a bird! but also this will work, despite her shouting that it's dangerous it is just a big badly behaved baby. it hears "snack" and drops the white doggy squishmallow and instead starts nipping at taair's sexy angel costume wanting a snack.]

Oh, you really ought not to encourage it.

iii

[fried]

[ approaches... with an offering...

like, slowly, though. he saw you punch the shit out of someone earlier and was like no thank you, we are going to save the flat icon for later. he approaches from the front, holding a small container of instant ramen. ]

Are you hungry?

[fightolive]

Miss Neverah. Do you want to look around this place with me?

[historicals]

[ oh ]

-- No, that I am not. [ there's a light laugh, warm, apologetic. ] I'm sorry, my friend. I must be as wayward as you are.