Weekend 0

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Weekend 0

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📌 Welcome

Think for a moment. What's the last thing you remember, exactly? Were you with your loved ones? Were you fighting for your life? Whatever the case may be, the story ends like this: you died. Regardless of how important circumstances were, you have been eliminated from your own world. That's all there is.

Perhaps it will surprise you to wake up surrounded by the sky in every direction. What's above is reflected below in the shallow water that ripples beneath you without getting you wet. Strangely, what lies beneath this water is a mystery to you, and it feels more like walking on a glass surface, completely solid and clear underfoot.

Despite the fact you've perished, nothing hurts. Any injuries you arrived with have been neatly bandaged, and anything life-threatening has been mended enough that it no longer is. The warm sunshine probably feels good on your skin right now, doesn't it? The temperature is perfect, and you feel oddly comfortable considering the circumstances.

You aren't the only one rousing, however. Strangers around you also blink into consciousness, glowing halos flickering to life and floating over their heads. It might be hard to see the shape of your own halo looking up, but your reflection on the ground should help with that. Reaching up to touch it will prove futile. It's intangible, though your hand feels a little warm passing through it.

Your first instinct might be to leave. Can't blame you. You're in a strange place surrounded by strange people and no sense of direction. You might even try to use one of your powers from your home world to escape, but try as you might they don't appear to work. Worry not though; it looks like this place has bestowed some gifts upon you. Within your vicinity you have have one item from home. You have a gift box with your name on it. And, of course, you have the brand new sexy angel costume that you're already wearing! 😇

So what are you waiting for? Up and at 'em! The island has plenty of space to explore, though as you approach the edge it fades slowly into a thick fog. Pressing onward into the fog will disorient you and soon you'll find yourself completely turned around right back where you started. Probably best to stick to this area.

But hey, there's plenty to look at still! Instead of empty space, scattered around the island you'll see glassy, transparent protrusions from the ground. Most of them... well, you can't quite make out the shape. Could be buildings. Could be trees. Could be objects on the ground. Flowers, maybe? Their form doesn't seem to want to settle, and the light catching on their edges isn't really as illuminating as you'd like.

There is one exception to this. One shape seems to be more stable than the rest, less transparent and instead just... hazy. It's like you're looking at it through glasses with the wrong prescription. Even though it's blurry, you can tell that it's a cafe, and its door is wide open. Thoughtful, right? Whoever or whatever brought you here, at least they don't want you to starve!

Though no one is manning the counter, you can order your desired meal off of the slightly-clearer touch screen menu that offers up any kind of fast food you could want. There are also two restrooms in the back, with the keys hanging up on the wall beside them. That aside, there doesn't appear to be anything else open and you're left to your own devices.

We understand this is a lot to process, so take your time adjusting. And remember: everything is fine.

🎁 Gift Basket

As mentioned, each of you wake up with your item from home and a gift box with your name on it. There's a printed note attached to the fancy ribbon tying it off. It reads: Enjoy a welcome gift from us! For any questions, please refer to the informational pamphlet inside. ... but naturally, no such pamphlet seems to exist.

Each box contains the following:

📱
Cell Phone

A smartphone. Text and call to your heart's content. Just kidding! There's no service yet.
At least the camera and notes app work.

🖊️
Pen

One encouraging pen of your choice. Blue ink!

🥚
Egg

A large egg the color of your halo. About ostrich egg sized. Warm.

⚔️
Toy Lightsaber

A collapsible toy lightsaber! Lights up the same color as your halo.

🧸
Squishmallow

A small squishmallow! Any animal or item that would suit your personality.

🧶
One Crocheted Accessory

A cute scarf/mittens/hat/etc, handmade in a color that suits you.

♡

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Comments

[boxcar]

I. HELLO?

[ You know what? Sure. This may as well happen.

That being said this giant-ass angel is just standing around silently looking rather surly with his VOID HALO I GUESS. If you look towards him he may just glance back at you with a sullen expression or glance away at being caught watching. ]

II. THINK FAST

[ If you're a moderate/tall-sized person that is also the type to suddenly walk up to someone and/or touch them unprompted, you might get an abrupt punch swung at you.

Sorry in advance! Then again, you picked this option. ]

III. TECHNOLOGY???

[ You can find him in the interior of the cafe just watching people as they come by and figure out the touch device thing there, but he himself is not approaching. He doesn't know what that thing is, nor what any of the menu items are, or what this place is.

Or come say hello as he is perusing through the contents of his gift box, clearly not really understanding what the hell any of this is. The egg doesn't look that big in his hand. This pen is miniscule. He pauses visibly when he sees the Squishmallow. He doesn't know how to use a damn cell phone, what is this brick?

Send help. ]

ii

[noirges]

Oh, excuse me s—

[ i rolled a 5 so i guess he gets clocked as he's approaching marcoh ]

Whoa!!

[ DOWN HE GOES ]

[boxcar]

[ AAAA MY YVES although he's not sorry, he just watches this twink go down. He has learned not to trust twinks recently you see. He's gotten into a defensive stance ready to deliver him a second one if he acts up. ]

Who are you? What do you want?

[ Significantly less intimidating as an interrogation when they're both sexy angels. ]

II

[productionhell]

[ a woman in this outfit absolutely gets punched in the face ]

Oh my gosh, I am so, so sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you! Are you okay?

[ she literally just got punched in the face ]

[boxcar]

[ This one he does feel worse about on the spot because it's some lady in barely-any-clothes. ]

Ah, sorry, I --

[ He grimaces a bit, having a thought to himself. And then also being caught between whether he should look at her or not. Whose kink are they fulfilling right now with this? ]

Sorry. [ Again. ] I thought... you surprised me.

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[kumeyuri]

[uselessly also stands to the side and watches people figure out the touch device instead of attempting it]

[boxcar]

[ Uselessly stands together although at one point he does glance at this guy and also his angel costume. And also the halo I guess but like, the whole set-up is a lot. ]

i.

[sacredpath]

[well. she's sitting outside the void cafe, a little in disarray with her sexy angel costume rumpled with a couple strange feathers. but she will still stop to take a look at this.]

Well! At least it's not all bad here.

[boxcar]

[ He sees that the angel costume appears to be a prevailing theme. At least it's not that cold here. ]

Do you know where "here" is?

i!

[faithkept]

[WHY IS THIS MAN SO STACKED.

Anyway this is very funny. He's busy carding through his lil gift box, so he looks up just in time to see Marcoh glancing away. SIR? Also their matching angel fits, damn.]

Is something the matter, monsieur?

[There is the tiiiniest hint of amusement in his tone.]

[boxcar]

[ Oh, you know. ]

...

[ He does look back at Lucas but he doesn't say anything. He just seems to be trying to gauge Lucas based on... something. Anything. EVERYTHING? Looks at his halo. ]

ii

[nonmagicuser]

Hey, do you-?

[ well he was going to ask a question but hawke got a 6 so fucking rip I guess. he goes down with a 'dOH' noise

marcoh's just taking people out left and right and it' only day 0 ]

[boxcar]

[ The funniest part about choosing an intro like this is that after a certain point he just starts looking like a madman who punched half the game but it's fine. ]

Who are you?

[ Hawke is somewhat stacked, he doesn't feel bad about punching first asking questions after. ]

iii

[florescences]

[ if the confusion is clear, how can elysia stay away? she walks over to him, hands clasped behind her back. ]

Hiii, it's too bad they didn't scale any of these things for you, huh?

[boxcar]

[ Presumably she is also a sexy angel and his first instinct after glancing is to glance away asap. But he'll reproachfully consider his goods with a frown. ]

That's fine, it's not unusual. [ Body big... world adjust. ] ...But I don't understand...

iii

[chrysanths]

[ He wonders if the pen will just break in Marcoh's hand... ]

What is that thing?

[ just. stares at marcoh's squishmallow. ]

[boxcar]

[ Behold. Rat Squishmallow. Marcoh seems startled to be caught with this in his hand, looking vaguely flustered immediately. ]

Uh... I... I don't know.

[

Holds it out to Adolphe. You want to hold it? ]

iii

[fried]

[ approaches... with an offering...

like, slowly, though. he saw you punch the shit out of someone earlier and was like no thank you, we are going to save the flat icon for later. he approaches from the front, holding a small container of instant ramen. ]

Are you hungry?

[boxcar]

[ THE FLAT ICON.

Marcoh looks over... sorry at the fucking outfit first... then at the offering, then at Jiaoqiu's face.

Then at his ears. ]

...

i

[punnier]

[ (...?)

Watches the way he glances away as their gaze meet. Well, they're not the best at conversation starters but... No, wait, they do have something. ]

You just.. sorta winging it too?

[boxcar]

[ He glances back at Siffrin. ]

...

What does that mean?

[ I'm sorry, he's not the type to get puns easily. ]

i

[midway]

[ Nudges the lid of his box open with his foot. ]

iii.

[spiritbalm]

[ hello.

from out of arm's reach: ]

... Are you done punching people?

iii

[solesuccess]

[ while marcoh is sitting in the cafe people-watching, he soon will hear a soft brrrr-ing noise as a weird little contraption on wheels zooms right up to him! offering him a box of 40 nuggies. please consume. ]

iii

[foreverphantom]

Throw it.